Me and my stupid rants

That awkward moment when the doctor asks you if you’re sexually active.

… And your mom is right next to you and just turns around and look at you like this:

”you better say no filthy slut or else you will be homeless” type of look.

via sodamnrelatable

English: I love you
Spanish: Te amo
Italian: Ti amo
Russian: Я люблю тебя
German: Ich liebe dich
French: Je t'aime
Tumblr: Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but ADFGASFS YOU PERFECT INDIVIDUAL I HATE YOU, WHO GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO BE SO PERFECT?! SDGSAGF ASDGSDG maybe?

When the maker of tumblr is on your dashboard, always reblog.

Number one rule of Tumblr.I’m just sitting here with my mouth open

When the maker of tumblr is on your dashboard, always reblog.

Number one rule of Tumblr.
I’m just sitting here with my mouth open

inhalingpayne:

amazing point in my life.

It makes my day:)

Can you make me one? they look soooooo cuteeee :)

Anonymous

I sent the request thank you so much :)

Hi beautiful how are you today?<3

Anonymous

I’m pretty good

ruineshumaines:

Butterfly effect (by mathiole)